this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
Yeah No! No easing up at all here.
“Leo had slammed his hand on the table countless times and he moved his hand further and he crushed a crystal cordial glass. Blood was dripping down his hand. He never broke character. He kept going. He was in such a zone. It was very intense. He required stitches.”
The poor man has literally given them blood.
HE FUCKING BLED! BUT NOOOOOO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WON’T GIVE AN OSCAR TO MY APPLE PIE! FUCKING PIECES OF ASSHATTED SHIT! HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO GIVE HIM ONE?! NOBODY IS ASKING YOU TO CUT A BITCH’S THROAT! JUST A FUCKING OSCAR! I’M ACTUALLY SO DAMN COMPELLED TO CUT A BITCH RIGHT NOW! DON’T FUCKING COME IN MY WAY YOU SHIT EATING BUTT LOAD JACKASSES!
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Is your name Sam? and is your brother’s name Dean?
Tell me! I need to know!
like how can u not reblog
WHERE THE FUCK IS DANIEL
He is clicking the picture maybe.
my ascent into adulthood
HEY we’re taking on the world!
Me in every lesson at school